Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Scary and Funny - My Favorite Combo

This link comes from Keith of the FCf'ingNY. Go to this site and type in whatever words you want and it samples famous songs and plays the edit for you. I just sent Ben a sweet diddy about his Jeep that just died. The song samples Chris Issak, Bruce Springsteen, Bjork, Led Zepplin and others. Keith is right -"Scary and Funny".

Monday, November 21, 2005

Urinal - The Blog

As some of you may know, during baseball season, the bulletin boards above the urinals in the FCSF men's room are dedicated to news of the Oakland Athletics and the San Francisco Giants. After a mostly sub-par season from each team, the boards lay empty and forlorn. Then one day Jon exits the bathroom and strikes up a conversation with Andy whose proximity to the restrooms allows him to chart the bm's of his co-workers. But before I digress on this possible subject of a future post, I'll get on with it. Jon and Andy decide to assign a week of urinal bulletin board posts to a lucky employee.




Andy boldly went first setting the tone with a Halloween theme. He presented a synopsis/review/critique of "Sleepaway Camp" - The "Showgirls" of 80's horror movies. He also included a list famous haunts in San Francisco and a guide to detecting Ghosts. Lastly Andy put up the
lyrics to REO Speedwagon's "Keep on Lovin You" which include the lines, "You played dead But you never bled Instead you lay still in the grass All coiled up and hissin." REO, a bit creepy. Who knew?







Brian followed with a Vice Magazine/Mug Shot collage. Photos of original characters with captions to match played off mug shots of such noted icons: Sid Vicious, James Brown, Steve McQueen, Patty Hearst, and Tom Delay. He finished his tour-de-force up with the poem "Ode To The Marina Girl". Go
here for I cannot do it justice.







James followed up in week three with urban darkness. Yes, Mr. Cohen brought us maps of San Franscisco charting chronic alcoholics, sex offenders and earthquake severity. Hmmm...He mapped various neighborhoods of interests: Filmcore's, Nicki's, Carl's, Brian's etc. and their proximity to said dangers. Of particular interest was the incredibly high rate of sex offenders in Brian's neck of the woods.









[EDITOR'S NOTE: AN EGREGIOUS ERROR OF OMISSION OCCURRED IN THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS POST. DANA'S URINAL BLOG ENTRY WAS NOT DETAILED. SINCEREST OF APOLOGIES. HIS RECOUNTING FOLLOWS.]

Urinal blog! That sounds like a nasty condition...
Started with a Filmcore LA left urinal board, Filmcore SF right urinal board idea, then thought screw Filmcore and just went with SF/LA. Then thought of some great photos and thought screw California, and went with the suicide, death, how long have I spent pissing in my lifetime, my God, I could have read War and Peace by now theme.


Items sourced from:

Hollywood Guide to Strange Landmarks
San Francisco Bizarro
Unabomber Manifesto
'Underneath It All' - The Traci Lords Story
Herb Caen - "What I Like"
Bukowski - "Drunken Thoughts on Cardboard Shirt Holders"
Photos from '(Raymond) Carver Country'
Wendy O'Williams, Debbie Harry/Chris Stein
& Ramones photos from some CBGB book
Artwork from Francisco Toledo

During the inaugural three weeks of the Urinal Blog, Jon steadily chimed in saying "Bring your A game." "You will be judged." "I'm bringing in multimedia." For some reason unbeknownst to me, we dismissed his barbs as empty. Lo and behold, week four commences with both bulletin boards filled with vintage baseball cards from Jon's childhood collection and baseball stadiumm biographies covering the walls. Not bad, though not surprising either. But wait, what's that I hear coming from the stall???? Is that the late, great Bill King broadcasting from the can? Yes indeed, Jon brought multimedia that began with Bill King's radio calls and quickly escalated on Tuesday to full screen video of baseball bloopers, "Hoosiers" starring Gene Hackman(with French subtitles), and "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"(not connected to the theme - yet well received). To quote Andy, "Kudos to Jon for this week's bathroom entertainment! He promised multimedia--and man, did he deliver! Five Star Bonus for screening "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" in the stall".







POSTSCRIPT: In the spirit of this blog
"Tracking Our News Without Fear or Favor.",
I report the above objectively. Although, I do realize that, due to basic human needs, the Urinal Blog has more traffic than this very blog. So be it. But if you find the men's room locked with a sign asking, "Have you read your Filmcore Blog today?" You'll understand.
Happy Thanksgiving and good luck with the TRYPTOPHAN.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

FCNY Gets Broken In

Ahh...where to begin? How about at the beginning? Yes, well plans were made: Let's open an office in New York, Let's get Andrew to run it, Let's get Keith to cut, Let's build an office, Let's get Jon to cut too, and how about Ricardo - he's good and wants to move to NYC, and Joe and Anya, they fit, let's get them in here. So there we are - Let's throw a party and break the place in. Steve, Therese, Gordon, Tiffany, Kevin, Tracy wing in from L.A. Jon, Doug, Tracy, Brian, Christa, Tim Fender and yours truly fly in from San Francisco. Various better halves were on hand: Dawn, LaRue, Elizabeth, and Elizabeth(EP at Trollback - creators of the wildposted "Blade"). Concerns abounded: Should the party be at the office? Will it get trashed? Will enough people show up? Too many? No worries. The space looked great. Conference room walls were put up just in time. Rick B. pressed on wiring through the early parts of the party(he has been parked out there for months wiring his arse off.) Good DJ. The Assistants bullpen transformed into a bar pouring beer, wine, vodka. Passed hors d'oeuvres rocked. Killer footage played on the flat screens(all unedited one take pieces - a smart theme Keith.) People filled the place - a perfect amount - great vibe.

And then...items begin to disappear. Yes, there is crime in New York and it descended on our party. Throughout the evening Andrew pointed across the lobby to a framed painting of a monkey in a popes outfit, "And do you like our Monkey?" Then a blank space on the wall. Someone stole the damn Monkey!!! Andrew and Keith raced downstairs ready to throw down. Andrew frisked a few party goers outside. Keith checked in with security. MPEGS of the security cam have been retrieved. Soon more things disappeared: pillows from the edit suites, decorative birds from the window sills, and soap and lotion from the bathrooms. New York - a rough town. I'm convinced the perp is a 32 year old metrosexual male with soft hands. In a response to an email query Andrew reports, "My friend, I think that monkey has gone to heaven. We've reviewed the security
footage and have a prime suspect, but can't tell for sure if she has it or not. She appears to be with the caterers." Developing...

Despite the burglary (or because of it) the party was a true success. The space is beautiful and refined. Wheatgrass grows in planters, deep wood plays off the clean white walls and a glass conference room. Built in edit consoles and client couches are oriented towards a flat screen mounted on a wall(no more clients staring at the backs of the editors head!). Thousands of choices made and contractors battled by the FCNY soldiers. You all worked hard and we were happy to help you celebrate.
In the end I think New York is a city that just may take off and have a big future.
The same will be true for the FCf'ingNY!
Cheers to all and enjoy the pics.

PS. The last time I saw Tracy Coleman was when she ditched us on Friday in Soho. It's now Tuesday.















THE GHOST OF ANGELO



Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Note To Self: NYC Kicked My Ass

Back and recovering from the FCNY opening party and subsequent weekend partying. I'm sorting through various pics, movies, clouded memories and relayed anecdotes at the moment.
Party specific posts are on the way. There will be mutiple posts undoubtedly. One item of news as this goes to press. The stolen "Monkey Pope" painting from the FCNY lobby has not be recovered but the case is still open. For now take a gander at this unrealted movie of timelapse painting.

Ps. This is a new ad for FCNY.


Friday, November 04, 2005

The Apache Magic


There is nothing to say about this. Just watch it.
Go here to feel it: Apache

Big Beer Spot

Fender spied this spot earlier today. It made me thirsty and made him, "...feel the urge to don a smock and run around in a field while dramatic music thunders all about." Whatever floats your boat Mr. Fender. Enjoy and strive to make spots like this.
Go here: BEER .

Parrot Troubles


I would be remiss if I didn't post this item regarding the latest news of the Telegraph Hill Parrots. Seems that a neighbor has chopped a cypress home of our winged celebrities. Voices were raised, limbs were razed and the parrots were displaced - temporarily. All has settled down now. I say we head back to O'Reilly's to hoist a toast to the longevity and vitality of our squawking friends. Go here and here for the articles.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

FILMCORE Wild Postings hit NYC

In anticipation of the opening party for FCNY next Thursday
(Nov. 10th), wild postings of our latest ad/branding image
(which I refer to as "The Blade") have been plastered all around
NYC in over 60 locations. In addition to orchestrating this branding
assault, Andrew is frantically scheduling a waxing appointment
and choosing a Prosecco vintage to pour at the party.
May I
recommend the
Santa Margherita NV Prosecco Trentino-Alto Adige, Italy. Also, set me up for a "lower" wax Thursday afternoon.








Tuesday, November 01, 2005

9 to 5 Is For Wimps!!!

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants
you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up
100% ! in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might
help you answer these
questions:
If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Based on this, let's apply it to our world:


E-D-I-T-I-N-G

5+4+9+20+9+14+7 = 68%


apparently, regular editing just doesn't add up, but the following does:


E-D-I-T-I-N-G-A-L-L-N-I-G-H-T

5+4+9+20+9+14+7+1+12+12+14+9+7+8+20 = 151%


E-D-I-T-I-N-G-A-L-L-W-E-E-K-E-N-D

5+4+9+20+9+14+7+1+12+12+23+5+5+11+5+14+4 = 160%

(Hat tip to Scissors for this item.)