9 to 5 Is For Wimps!!!

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up
100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might
help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Based on this, let's apply it to our world:

E-D-I-T-I-N-G
5+4+9+20+9+14+7 = 68%

apparently, regular editing just doesn't add up, but the following does:

E-D-I-T-I-N-G-A-L-L-N-I-G-H-T
5+4+9+20+9+14+7+1+12+12+14+9+7+8+20 = 151%

E-D-I-T-I-N-G-A-L-L-W-E-E-K-E-N-D
5+4+9+20+9+14+7+1+12+12+23+5+5+11+5+14+4 = 160%

(Hat tip to Scissors for this item.)